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steve
Monday, 3/17/2008 10:40 PM
  why does the FBI/IRS/etc care so much about your fish tank? Looks pretty typical to me...
 
bart
Tuesday, 3/18/2008 9:56 AM
  RIF, Steve. Reading Is Fundamental!!

It's obvious from what I said that the FBI suspects me of sneaking government secrets to the Chinese via signed Gene Wilder novels to Petco employees.

Was it really hard to pick all that up from what I wrote? Sheesh!

If you look really closely, you can see the Chinese flag on the side of the fish (Betta fish are native to Chinese mud puddles, you know) and you might be able to make out the FBI bug on the pirate ship.

 
steve
Tuesday, 3/18/2008 10:50 PM
  No body puts Gene Wilder in a Fishtank!

This non-sequiter is dedicated to you, Patrick Swayze. May your dirty-dancing sins be absolved when you get to heaven. I'm pretty sure Swayze's going to heaven.

The same heaven pets go to.

 
Kelley
Wednesday, 3/19/2008 1:27 AM
  awww thank you for the Gene Wilder pic, he is always so cute to me, even now
and yes PLEASE read those books, very entertaining just like the man himself!!!

 
bart
Wednesday, 3/19/2008 7:50 AM
  In the few free moments I've had to read, I've really enjoyed My French Whore. You should all run out and buy it today!!

So let it be written, so let it be done.

 
steve
Thursday, 3/20/2008 10:35 PM
  Eliot Spitzer followed your advice, then invented time travel. I hope you're happy with yourself.
 
bart
Thursday, 3/20/2008 10:38 PM
  As usual, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Weirdo.

Oh, and I finished My French Whore. It was awesome for so many reasons. I'll try to inadequately explain what I loved about it later.

 
Dandy
Friday, 3/21/2008 1:53 PM
  You have no idea what he is talking about? Do you even own a television?
 
Dandy
Friday, 3/21/2008 1:54 PM
  Hey! how did my name get on here?
 
Dandy
Friday, 3/21/2008 1:54 PM
  Stop it! I'm trying to be anonymous...
 
bart
Friday, 3/21/2008 2:00 PM
  I know who Eliot Spitzer is, I just don't know what my rant and time travel had to do with him and his...indiscretions. Unless it had something to do with the title of the book I mentioned, but that seems a tenuous connection, at best. I'm sure Steve wouldn't stoop that low.

Ha! No more anonymity for you! I am the leet haxor!!

 
steve
Thursday, 4/17/2008 5:13 PM
  Please to enjoy the following explanation:

When you said: "I've really enjoyed My French Whore. You should all run out and buy it today!!"

I chose to ignore that you were talking about a book, and instead were talking about a enjoying a lady of ill repute and suggesting that the reader should buy their own.

HAH HAH! COMEDY GOLD!

 
bart
Thursday, 4/17/2008 6:55 PM
  sigh
 
Dandy
Tuesday, 4/22/2008 9:15 AM
  How about spending a little less time posting on other peoples sites, and a little more time on your own!
 
bart
Tuesday, 4/22/2008 10:20 AM
  That stuff is easy to post. It's just stuff. The posts here are about things that actually relate tome or concern me. So they take a little more effort.

And I'm a lazy old bag of goo.

 


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